why dogs are better than men

[Melrose Clement]

this is from the http://www.travelingdogs.com/jokes.html#better and its is one of my favorites! hahahaha. no offense meant to men out there.

* Spots are an attractive feature on a dog.
* A dog is better protection from intruders.
* Dogs enjoy ball games. But they don't spend six hours on the phone trying o get tickets for France 98.
* Dogs greet each other by sniffing bottoms. Men are far less polite.
* Puppy love doesn't wear off so quickly with a dog.
* You can be prosecuted for neglecting a dog.
* Dogs can find their way back home - even after a really heavy night out.
* Dogs can be trained not to lie on the bed. Men always lie in bed.
* A dog can moult without becoming obsessed about premature baldness.
* Dogs can be taught the meaning of the word "NO!"
* A dog is far less irritation to have in the back seat of a car...
* ...and will be less likely to show its rear end to the people in the vehicle behind for a laugh.
* Elizabeth Hurley has a faithful dog whom she loves dearly.
* If a dog says sausages, that's clever. If a man says sausages, that's just greedy.
* Dogs will wait patiently outside clothes shops...
* ...and not criticize your purchases afterwards.
* A dog will fetch the morning paper for you.
* A dog will trot faithfully round at your heel.
* Dogs don't break wind in public and blame it on the man.
* In the canine world, boxers are quite intelligent.
* If a dog gets ill, it won't take eighteen Panadols in order to avoid having to go to the vet.
* You can also ask the vet to perform the snip, even if the dog objects.
* Small, ginger-haired dogs can be quite appealing. As for men? Two words. Robin Cook.
* You can find a nice dog by advertising on a card in a shop window, or in the classified section of the local paper.
* A woman can live with more than one dog, without rumours starting.
* When dogs beg, it's cute. When men beg it's pathetic.
* Dogs sometimes dig the garden.
* A dog can go out fox-hunting without being incredibly stuck up and pompous.
* Dogs don't necessarily prefer blondes.
* Dogs won't get embarrassed if you call them by a pet name when their friends are around.
* Dogs travel more cheaply on the bus.
* Dogs whine less.
* Some dogs can be quite talented at singing.
* Men lost the World Cup. A dog found it.
* Dogs are less reliant on tinned food...
* ...but after a few cans, a dog will still be able to stand up.
* And there are some things even a dog won't eat - like the remains of a three-day-old King Prawn vindaloo that they found on the floor behind the sofa.
* You can leave a dog alone in your house without worrying so much about what it'll break.
* A dog gets a new coat every winter.
* Dogs are not so careless about leaving puddles on the bathroom floor.
* A dog is less likely to leave a filthy, stinking mess for you to clear up.
* For a dog, a wet nose is a sign of GOOD health.
* Men are even less useful for testing cosmetics on.
* Dogs don't wolf-whistle.
* There are still thousands of totally undomesticated dogs in Australia; but far more undomesticated men.
* Your dog will never refer to you as 'a bitch'.
* In disaster films, the dog is always far more likely to have a miraculous escape.
* Dogs do not waste money betting on the dogs.
* You can stop dogs getting too randy by throwing a bucket or water over them.
* All the best clips on 'You've Been Framed' are the ones with dogs in.
* If a dog starts worrying sheep, that's just its natural predatory instinct.
* If a MAN starts worrying sheep, however...
* A 'King Charles' is much more likely to be a big, floppy-eared dog than a big floppy-eared man.
* You can also call a dog schitzu without offending it.
* "Working like a dog" is strenuous. Working like a man is, er - not.
* You can fondle your dog in the park without being arrested.
* A dog will encourage you to lose weight by taking more exercise. A man will just remark on how big your bum looks.
* Dogs do not attack other dogs for being a different colour.
* Having a dog around the place can actually ease stress.
* You'd feel guilty about turning a dog out on the street.
* A dog can take a barrel of brandy to a lost mountaineer without drinking ANY.
* There aren't so many good reasons to keep a dog muzzled in public.
* You can buy a dog's affection with a squeaky toy.
* A dog will be eager to walk, rather than getting a taxi.
* Most dogs are really good with children.
* Dogs have a highly-developed sense of smell. Men, on the other hand, can quite happily wear the same pair of pants for a fortnight.
* A dog is more useful for tracking down criminals.
* Who did YOU miss most from Blue Peter - John Noakes or Shep?
* A dog might actually take a bath of its own accord.
* There's more chance of your dog being able to operate the video recorder.
* You can buy a choke-chain for a dog.
* A 16-year-old dog is very mature.
* A dog is easier to keep well-groomed.
* Dogs have more chance of receiving an award for bravery.
* Dogs are easier to house-train.
* Dog do not scratch themselves so much in polite company.
* A dog can look as though it understands what you're saying.
* Dogs went into space first.
* A man will roll over and play dead only if you ask him to get up and make coffee.
* Dogs enjoy swimming, and not for the chance to ogle girls in bikinis.
* Being a dog's mistress is no reason to feel ashamed.
* You can keep your dog tied up if it starts misbehaving.
* Saggy skin and a hang-dog look aren't half as appealing on a man.
* You can train a dog in obedience.
* A dog in a studded collar isn't kinky.
* Few men would answer to 'Lassie'.
* A dog is a pack animal. A man is a six-pack animal.
* Dogs spend the day sniffing drugs only if they're with the police.
* Dogs aren't obsessed with 'doing it man-fashion'.
* A dog is a faithful companion.
* A dog is for life.



enjoy ladies!

[Natalie Gershon]

LOL this is so true! Sorry boys! Sometimes, dogs are just better.

[Stanley Mccarthy]

WHOA! wait a minute ladies, you havent met ME! how can you say that? ok so sometimes we can be a pain in the butt but admit it, you love us.

[Mariella Varinia]

LOL. i love em both.. though dogs can be nicer to have around at times..

[Jerad Kreisler]

In a dude's defense, sometimes dogs are better than ladies too. Why? Because dogs don't go yakking and yakking and nagging and nagging.

[Gracie Canaday]

its a biological thing women don't just nag because we want to its because we have to.

[Tomoya Soto]

i dare the men out there to come up with their own list of why they are better than dogs. LOL

[Corey Allen]

whatever ladies! at the end of the day, you still go home to your men especially for those of you who are married!

[Joey Concha]

LOL, that's why I prefer cats! Let's see the ladies compare men with cats!

[Terrence Watson]

LOL! yeah cats rule!

[Stanley Mccarthy]

now that things have calmed down a bit, do you ladies still think dogs are better than men?

[Joseph Niska]

[Sasha MacNeille]

all i can say is, dogs definitely are better than men

[Simon Dobson]

no woman can ever live without a man. yes, there are times that a dog may seem a better companion but there are things only an actual man can do and give to you.

[Eleni Gordon]

now, now guys... you're just annoyed because this list is longer than your rebuttal in another thread!

[Gina Cavendish]

[Beatrice Dixon]

[Melrose Clement]

[Megan Turnbull]

[Douglas Barr]

Hey ladies! Let's keep this one rolling! Anyone got any more ideas?

[Amelia Bowman]

[Pauline Weiss]

[Candy Ilhan]

now that there are lots of reason why dogs are better that man...

[Eleni Gordon]

this is my personal favorite:

[Adam Carr]

why don't dogs make good dancers? ans: because they have two left feet.

[Douglas Barr]

Good one, Adam.

However, I think this should have had its own separate topic; it's a little out of place here. Funny, nonetheless.