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TJ Keefe Skin mite

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 21 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject: What if dogs can Pray to God.hmmm |
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What if dogs can Pray to God.hmm
One dog prayer...
Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the
colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How
often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would
it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Do you think your dogs has their own prayer too???? |
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Melrose Clement Flea egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 91 Location: Chandler, Arizona
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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that is so true. i've never seen a car named after a dog. hmm. unless you count the greyhound. _________________
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Michelle Pilver Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 49 Location: Pembroke, Massachusetts
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:54 am Post subject: |
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greyhound, as in the bus line? now that got me wondering why they named it after a dog. hmmm.  |
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TJ Keefe Skin mite

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 21 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:05 am Post subject: |
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I think the reason why it was named after that breed of dog Greyhound was the fact that the Greyhound is the fastest dog in the world, researching speeds of over 40 miles per hour, commonly used in the sport of dog racing. On the other hand, this breed of dog, Greyhound is very gentle and sensitive, and makes a wonderful companion to most children. Perhaps thats the reason why they choose Greyhound, because it can be fast and furious but will take care of you when you traveling.  |
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Susie Lefler Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 47 Location: Boca Raton, Florida
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:18 am Post subject: |
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if they're after "fast" then they should have named their bus line the "cheetah." but of course, this is coming from someone who's a cat lover, so...  |
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TJ Keefe Skin mite

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 21 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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i think i should have asked for a cats prayer as well .. for all those cat lovers around Right Susie  |
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Douglas Barr Flea egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 84 Location: Los Angeles, California
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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I think I hear a "pet prayer" request...
Dear God,
Please guide my owner in giving me all I want and need...  |
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Isabella Valencia Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 39 Location: Newark, New Jersey
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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i think a dog's prayer would be:
Dear God,
I pray that my human will always regard me as his best friend, no matter what. I also pray that he will love me more than that darn cat.
what do you guys think? |
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Terrence Watson Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 35 Location: Detroit, Michigan
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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Dear God,
My humans finally have their own baby. She's a sweet little thing. She loves to laugh. They always pick her up, make weird faces, and talk to her as if they were kids. Her eyes are always sparkling and her dimples, oh! they're just so cute!
P.S.
Do you think they will love me less because of her?
Worried Lassie |
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TJ Keefe Skin mite

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 21 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:59 am Post subject: |
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Terrence
What is it ? A baby girl or boy????
All i can say is , that dog should be really very happy....  |
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Pauline Weiss Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 56 Location: Lexington, Massachusetts
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Terrence Watson wrote: |
Dear God,
My humans finally have their own baby. She's a sweet little thing. She loves to laugh. They always pick her up, make weird faces, and talk to her as if they were kids. Her eyes are always sparkling and her dimples, oh! they're just so cute!
P.S.
Do you think they will love me less because of her?
Worried Lassie |
awwwwww... sweet dog! don't worry Lassie, i'm sure your owners won't love you any less especially if you're this sweet! *hugs* |
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Irvin Zelasko Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 47 Location: Allentown, Maryland
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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I think dogs pray to God BACKWARDS because DOG read backwards is...
GOD  |
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Keith Kitson Skin mite
Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 28 Location: Reno, Nevada
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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@Terrence
I'm sure God's answer to your prayer will be:
"Now there's someone new to love you too." |
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Eleni Gordon Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 44 Location: Iowa City, Iowa
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Irvin Zelasko wrote: |
I think dogs pray to God BACKWARDS because DOG read backwards is...
GOD  |
this made me laugh! nice one Irvin! |
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TJ Keefe Skin mite

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 21 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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I think dogs pray to God BACKWARDS because DOG read backwards is...
GOD Shocked
I like this one...  |
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Douglas Barr Flea egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 84 Location: Los Angeles, California
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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Good one, Irvin! Honestly, I LMAO on this one! I like the way you think, man! Maybe you're right haha  |
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Michelle Pilver Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 49 Location: Pembroke, Massachusetts
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Irvin Zelasko wrote: |
I think dogs pray to God BACKWARDS because DOG read backwards is...
GOD  |
makes me think of those conspiracy theory stuff. |
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