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What if dogs can Pray to God.hmmm

 
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TJ Keefe
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:14 pm    Post subject: What if dogs can Pray to God.hmmm Report this post Reply with quote

What if dogs can Pray to God.hmm Idea

One dog prayer...

Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the
colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How
often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would
it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Do you think your dogs has their own prayer too????
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Melrose Clement
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:17 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

that is so true. i've never seen a car named after a dog. hmm. unless you count the greyhound. Laughing
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Michelle Pilver
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:54 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

greyhound, as in the bus line? Laughing now that got me wondering why they named it after a dog. hmmm. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:05 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I think the reason why it was named after that breed of dog Greyhound was the fact that the Greyhound is the fastest dog in the world, researching speeds of over 40 miles per hour, commonly used in the sport of dog racing. On the other hand, this breed of dog, Greyhound is very gentle and sensitive, and makes a wonderful companion to most children. Perhaps thats the reason why they choose Greyhound, because it can be fast and furious but will take care of you when you traveling. Cool
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Susie Lefler
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:18 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

if they're after "fast" then they should have named their bus line the "cheetah." Laughing but of course, this is coming from someone who's a cat lover, so... Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:53 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

i think i should have asked for a cats prayer as well .. for all those cat lovers around Right Idea Susie Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:05 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I think I hear a "pet prayer" request...

Dear God,

Please guide my owner in giving me all I want and need... Laughing
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Isabella Valencia
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:21 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

i think a dog's prayer would be:

Dear God,

I pray that my human will always regard me as his best friend, no matter what. I also pray that he will love me more than that darn cat.


Laughing what do you guys think?
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Terrence Watson
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:57 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Dear God,

My humans finally have their own baby. She's a sweet little thing. She loves to laugh. They always pick her up, make weird faces, and talk to her as if they were kids. Her eyes are always sparkling and her dimples, oh! they're just so cute!

P.S.
Do you think they will love me less because of her?



Worried Lassie
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TJ Keefe
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:59 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Terrence Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

What is it ? A baby girl or boy????

All i can say is , that dog should be really very happy.... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Pauline Weiss
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:56 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Terrence Watson wrote:
Dear God,

My humans finally have their own baby. She's a sweet little thing. She loves to laugh. They always pick her up, make weird faces, and talk to her as if they were kids. Her eyes are always sparkling and her dimples, oh! they're just so cute!

P.S.
Do you think they will love me less because of her?



Worried Lassie



awwwwww... sweet dog! don't worry Lassie, i'm sure your owners won't love you any less especially if you're this sweet! *hugs*
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Irvin Zelasko
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:47 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I think dogs pray to God BACKWARDS because DOG read backwards is...


GOD Shocked
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Keith Kitson
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:52 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

@Terrence

I'm sure God's answer to your prayer will be:


"Now there's someone new to love you too."
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:01 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Irvin Zelasko wrote:
I think dogs pray to God BACKWARDS because DOG read backwards is...


GOD Shocked


Laughing this made me laugh! nice one Irvin!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:30 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I think dogs pray to God BACKWARDS because DOG read backwards is...


GOD Shocked


I like this one... Very Happy
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Douglas Barr
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:01 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Good one, Irvin! Honestly, I LMAO on this one! I like the way you think, man! Very Happy Maybe you're right haha Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:40 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Irvin Zelasko wrote:
I think dogs pray to God BACKWARDS because DOG read backwards is...


GOD Shocked


Laughing makes me think of those conspiracy theory stuff.
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