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Trish Coyne
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Location: Parshall, Colorado

PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:37 am    Post subject: what cats pray for Report this post Reply with quote

Cat Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!

~ Author Unknown

no wonder my cat looks smug before he goes to sleep! Wink
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Harvey Simmons
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:21 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I'll be sure to teach my cat this prayer. Laughing Or is my cat the one to teach me something? Shocked
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Pauline Weiss
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:17 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

hmm.. i wonder what a dog's prayer would be like! Cool
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Harvey Simmons
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:37 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Dogs pray that cats will look at them favorably haha Laughing
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Libby Bowen
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:38 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

yeah! Laughing you got that right, harvey!
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Harry Sorum
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Location: Escatawpa, Mississippi

PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:54 am    Post subject: sunday school for dogs Report this post Reply with quote

dogs should attend sunday school then..
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Gina Cavendish
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:45 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

nah, i think dogs pray that humans pay more attention to them than to cats! Laughing
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Patrick Ratzenberger
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Location: Nashua, New Hampshire

PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:08 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

That's kinda more of a selfish prayer if you ask me.

Smile

You can tell I'm a dog person. Laughing
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Michelle Pilver
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Location: Pembroke, Massachusetts

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:13 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

yes, cats can be really selfish, can't they? i don't mind though! they're just so adorable! Laughing
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Melrose Clement
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:42 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote


selfish? try sweet! if this is my cat's prayer, then i think it's my obligation as its owner to answer it, don't you think? so that the little furball would think that i'm heaven-sent to him. Laughing

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