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Stanley Mccarthy
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 Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:02 am Post subject: warning before having your dogs neutered |
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As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.
"Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."
woof: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.
"And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."
woof: The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess, with a priceless crown of jewels.
"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. "Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?"
woof: There, in front stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. She stared at him in awe, completely smitten.
As he came toward her, her knees weakened. He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he whispered, "I bet you are sorry you had me neutered."
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Allen Friedman
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Location: Coral Gables, Florida
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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Duuuude! ROFL! This is hilarious!
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Melrose Clement
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Location: Chandler, Arizona
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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I can't stop laughing!!!
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Melissa Canavan
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Location: Ely, Minnesota
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Waaaaa! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ROFL! That sucks! |
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Gracie Canaday
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Location: Bryan, Texas
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| Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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 i had my husband read this and he couldnt stop laughing!!! |
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Tashika Roberson
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Location: Detroit, Michigan
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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| lol! betcha the lady wanted to kill herself afterwards! |
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Pauline Weiss
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Location: Lexington, Massachusetts
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Ha Ha Ha Ha! soooo funneeeeee!!! if it were me, i would hate myself for the rest of my life! LOL! |
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Joey Concha
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Location: Stillwater, Oklahoma
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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| duude! this joke is a killer! LOL! |
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Joseph Niska
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| Great joke!!! |
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Douglas Barr
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Location: Los Angeles, California
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Good one, Stanley.  |
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Ruben Swingler
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Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| i just hope it's not stanley's personal experience |
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