The Ten Cat Commandments

Sanya Curtis · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:19 am Post subject: The Ten Cat Commandments

this is really cute and amusing! many of the commandments here perfectly describe my cats. anyway, enjoy fellow kitty lovers! Very Happy

The Ten Cat Commandments

1. I am the Lord of thy house.
2. Thou shall have no other pets before me.
3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.
5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.
6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.
7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.

Julie Cartwright · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:51 am Post subject:

this is so true! Very Happy

Melrose Clement · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:41 am Post subject:

LOL this is something my cat would prolly say if he could talk.

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1. I am the Lord of thy house.

and this is my fave! so true! Very Happy

Tashika Roberson · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:55 am Post subject:

Ha ha ha! So true, so true, so true! Laughing

Gosh, one loud demanding meow and i'm scrambling to go to my cats! We, their owners, are their staff. don't you just love 'em? Laughing

Amanda Grey · Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:19 pm Post subject:

this is very true and every cat owner will agree with me. cats really rule our world but we still continue to obey them because we love them to bits. HAIL TO ALL CAT OWNERS! Very Happy

Cynthia Winstead · Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:30 am Post subject:

Lol, so true, so true. Really funny how we humans are beholden to our cats. My cat is the queen of the house. I don't mind. It's amusing really how the prance around the house like it is their kingdom. Laughing

Harvey Simmons · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:54 am Post subject:

The No. 1 Cat Commandment: Leave us alone! (But don't forget to feed us)

Susie Lefler · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:25 am Post subject:

yeah, harvey, i think that's the bottomline of the ten cat commandments. their version of the golden rule. Laughing