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Trish Coyne
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:32 pm    Post subject: the parrot knows Report this post Reply with quote

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show.

"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.

After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"
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Megan Turnbull
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:10 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Laughing i could just imagine the look on the magician's face after the parrot's question.
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Libby Bowen
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:30 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

what a pesky parrot! Very Happy
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Isabella Valencia
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:02 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

i think parrots are annoying! Confused never really liked them birds.
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Terrence Watson
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:37 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

yes, that parrot is really irritating. good thing the ending was hilarious Laughing
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Keith Kitson
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:00 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

If I were the magician, I would make that parrot disappear.

Just kidding!

Laughing Laughing
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Megan Turnbull
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:45 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

well, Keith, that's a good thought! Wink
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Michelle Pilver
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:35 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Isabella Valencia wrote:
i think parrots are annoying! Confused never really liked them birds.


why isabella? have you had a bad experience with one?
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Jennifer Trenton
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:54 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

yeah, why is that isabella? and not just parrots but all birds?
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Harvey Simmons
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:30 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

maybe isabella got chased by one. Very Happy just kidding!
i remember a thriller by hitchcock. and you guess right. the title was "the birds".
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