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Trish Coyne Tick egg
Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 104 Location: Parshall, Colorado
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:32 pm Post subject: the parrot knows |
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show.
"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.
After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?" |
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Megan Turnbull Tick egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 109 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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i could just imagine the look on the magician's face after the parrot's question. |
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Libby Bowen Tick egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 119 Location: Fremont, California
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:30 am Post subject: |
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what a pesky parrot!  |
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Isabella Valencia Flea egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 67 Location: Newark, New Jersey
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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i think parrots are annoying! never really liked them birds. |
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Terrence Watson Flea egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 65 Location: Detroit, Michigan
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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yes, that parrot is really irritating. good thing the ending was hilarious  |
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Keith Kitson Flea egg
Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 64 Location: Reno, Nevada
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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If I were the magician, I would make that parrot disappear.
Just kidding!
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Megan Turnbull Tick egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 109 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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well, Keith, that's a good thought!  |
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Michelle Pilver Flea egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 69 Location: Pembroke, Massachusetts
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Isabella Valencia wrote: |
i think parrots are annoying! never really liked them birds. |
why isabella? have you had a bad experience with one? |
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Jennifer Trenton Tick egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 117 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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| yeah, why is that isabella? and not just parrots but all birds? |
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Harvey Simmons Tick egg
Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 138 Location: DeKalb, Illinois
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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maybe isabella got chased by one. just kidding!
i remember a thriller by hitchcock. and you guess right. the title was "the birds". |
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