The Cat Bill of Rights

Isabella Valencia · Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:01 am Post subject: The Cat Bill of Rights

THE LAWS everyone SHOULD live by to make your cat happy. Sorry for the long paste, but it's worth the read, LOL! (taken from www.kittykondo.com)

1. Humans shall make no law respecting an establishment of boundaries or prohibiting the free exercise therein, or abridging the freedom of access, or the right to peaceful assembly. In other words: The cat is entitled to go outside anytime he wants.

2. A well-carried provisional chamber, being necessary to the fulfillment of a feline's whims, shall not be infringed. In other words: The cat is entitled to EAT anytime he wants.

3. The right of the feline to be secure in their domain and effects against unreasonable discomposure, shall not be violated. In other words: The cat is entitled to SLEEP anytime he wants.

4. Humans shall issue no warrants or decrees or edicts as prescribed to the demarcation of possessions or property which are in direct conflict with right of life, liberty and the pursuit of feline affirmation. In other words: The cat is entitled to sleep ANYWHERE he wants.

5. The feline shall be immune to all criminal accusations, indictments and complaints. The accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and impartial dismissal of any and all charges provided said feline's compulsory right to obtain any or all witnesses, including character witnesses, are obtained in his favor. In other words: Cats can do anything they want as long as it's cute.

6. Neither serfdom, vassalage, or involuntary servitude will be tolerated, except by said cats in proprietorship of their humans. In other words: What I say goes. (And I say feed me... Again.)

7. No Canis familiaris shall, in time of peace or at any other time, be quartered in any dwelling without the consent of the potentate, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by sovereign. In other words: No dogs in the house without my permission.

8. The right of the feline to be protected against unreasonable search and seizures shall not be breached or infringed upon at anytime or any place. In other words: Don't disturb me when I am sleeping.

Mary Anne Doyle · Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:34 am Post subject:

ha ha ha! This is like so real! it's like a cat almost wrote it himself! Laughing

Melrose Clement · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:18 am Post subject:

so what it basically says is..

feed ur cats and let em sleep. LOL Laughing

Regina McKee · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:03 pm Post subject:

HA HA HA HA! Very true, indeed. a cat's cuteness makes them get away with almost anything easily. they are extremely demanding like a primma donna but still the cutest. Laughing

Allen Friedman · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:26 pm Post subject:

I second the motion! This is honest to goodness the law! Right, Ms. Doyle. seems like a smart eloquent cat wrote it himself! LOL

Tashika Roberson · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:37 pm Post subject:

LOL! love this! spoken like a true feline! Laughing

Joey Concha · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject:

LOL! yeah for cats, just feed them and let them sleep in peace and they will love you forever! a really easy pet, that's why i luv 'em!

Michelle Garity · Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject:

LOL! That is really worth reading!!!!!

Susie Lefler · Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:15 am Post subject:

our cats are really bossy, huh? Laughing

i can almost hear my cats' sinister laughs while i'm reading this. haha!

Gina Cavendish · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject:

so what's the punishment for someone who violates the cats' bill of rights?

Maia Shearer · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject:

In brief, it just means the cats are "free to do whatever they want, anytime, anywhere." Hahahaha!!! Laughing

too cat-sided! LOLZ!