Regrets

Harvey Simmons · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:31 pm Post subject: Regrets

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

P-O-O-F! her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn`t mind being a young, beautiful princess."

P-O-O-F! she turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman`s cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

P-O-O-F! there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:

"Bet you`re sorry you had me neutered."

Isabella Valencia · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:51 pm Post subject:

hey harvey, didn't we have this joke already in another thread?

still funny though. hehe.

Trish Coyne · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:41 am Post subject:

i think Harvey likes the story that much so he wants it told twice in case we missed it the first time. Laughing

Isabella Valencia · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:30 pm Post subject:

oh all right. Cool

Keith Kitson · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject:

Naughty but very funny!

I like it.

Laughing

Joey Concha · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:21 am Post subject:

Lesson learned: Never neuter your pet. You'll never know when a fairy godmother or a genie will come by to grant your wishes.

Laughing

Just joking.

Sasha MacNeille · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:23 am Post subject:

Oh my gosh! I just had our cat neutered! What if a fairy comes popping out of nowhere? LOL!!!

Joseph Niska · Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:12 pm Post subject:

Well, to be honest, I don't think a fairy would grant such a wish. That's a waste of wish in the first place.

Harvey Simmons · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:35 pm Post subject: