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Joseph Niska
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 Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:47 am Post subject: More Dog Prayers |
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TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear God: If a! dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Simon Dobson
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Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:53 am Post subject: |
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| Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. |
 that's a funny one. my jorja does eat only the meatballs when i give her some spaghetti meatball for dinner. |
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Petmeister
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Location: Queens, New York
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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This one's what my two dogs would definitely pray:
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| Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? |
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Patrick Ratzenberger
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Location: Nashua, New Hampshire
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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Why do dogs smell each other anyway?
This is a great list. I'd like to add one:
"Dear God, can my human have more time to play with me?"
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Joseph Niska
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Location: Newark, New Jersey
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:13 am Post subject: |
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Come on you guys! Just 3 replies from my post? Don't tell me these dog prayers aren't funny?
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Sasha MacNeille
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Location: Berkeley, California
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Take it easy, Joseph. I think your prayers are great. I especially like the "Chrysler Beagle". |
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Patrick Ratzenberger
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Relax Joseph. People like your dog prayers. Right guys? |
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Douglas Barr
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| Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. |
I pray the same thing. God, please hear us out! |
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Simon Dobson
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Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
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| Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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| yeah! your dog loves meatball too. that's great |
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Douglas Barr
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| Who doesn't love meatballs, Simon? |
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Megan Turnbull
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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| Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Patrick Ratzenberger wrote: |
Why do dogs smell each other anyway?
This is a great list. I'd like to add one:
"Dear God, can my human have more time to play with me?"
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yeah, i bet many dogs pray for this. |
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Harvey Simmons
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Location: DeKalb, Illinois
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| Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Megan Turnbull wrote: |
| Patrick Ratzenberger wrote: |
Why do dogs smell each other anyway?
This is a great list. I'd like to add one:
"Dear God, can my human have more time to play with me?"
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yeah, i bet many dogs pray for this. |
I'm sure even cats pray for this  |
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Jennifer Trenton
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| Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject: Re: More Dog Prayers |
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| Joseph Niska wrote: |
TO: GOD
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? |
God will surely let dogs sit on His couch. He will even provide them with slippers under it to play with. |
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Douglas Barr
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I agree, Jennifer. That's why God called man's best friend a "dog". God named them after Himself.
GOD = DOG |
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