Men's Rebuttal: Why dogs are better than women

Billy Dugan

Hah! Now for men's rebuttal: Why dogs are better than women

1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
3. If a dog is pretty, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
7. A dog's parents never visit.
8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
12. Dogs can't talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
16. Dogs like to go hunting.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you pervert.
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
28. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
29. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

taken from http://partipoodle.homestead.com/doghumor_main.html

BUT wait! There are more reasons... that was just PART TWO! Check out PART ONE here:
http://partipoodle.homestead.com/files/doghumor/jokes/why_dogs_better_wom.html

ROFL! Laughing

Megan Turnbull · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:33 pm Post subject:

this is such a dude's list!!

Natalie Gershon · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject:

LOL! But still! men CANNOT live without women! no matter how much they bicker and complain about women, women are still their weakness! Laughing

Tanya Saunders · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:28 pm Post subject: women rule!

GO NATALIE GO! Very Happy

women still rule!

Gracie Canaday · Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:43 pm Post subject:

hey!! thats unfair! thats so.. stereotypingt women! girls here, unite!! Laughing

Jeanne Garrett · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:08 pm Post subject:

LOL! yes that's true! no, not the list but women being men's biggest weakness! funny how no man has placed a comment here. they are probably scared that all the women here will just eat them alive! Laughing

Edmund Barnham · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:30 am Post subject:

who's afraid? not me! lol! chill ladies.. spread the love! Cool

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Corey Allen · Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject:

c'mon ladies! we all know we need a little stereotyping in comedy. just laugh it off, like what we guys did when you posted that 'why dogs are better than men'. after all we know a joke as a joke right?

Keith Kitson · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:15 am Post subject: Dogs and Girls

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Douglas Barr · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:41 am Post subject:

Hey guys (and gals)! Are you just gonna let the ladies get away with saying dogs are better than men? Very Happy

hehe

Anyway, let's keep this rolling. I like reading this thread. Wink

Adam Carr · Skin mite Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 20

30th reason why dogs are better than women: dogs always make sure they don't bark at the wrong tree.

TJ Keefe · Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:27 pm Post subject:

30th reason...

Dogs don't nag.... Laughing

Douglas Barr · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:06 am Post subject:

Dogs don't jump to conclusions and then call it female intuition. Laughing

Melrose Clement · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:31 am Post subject:

i don't have a dog so i can't relate to this list, but i find this mean:

Pauline Weiss · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:09 am Post subject: