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Joey Concha
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:25 pm    Post subject: Life lessons learned from a dog Report this post Reply with quote

Ok, I'm a cat person but when I read this list, I really can't help it but let others know it.

Very Happy



Life lessons learned from a dog


1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
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Gina Cavendish
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:10 am    Post subject: Re: Life lessons learned from a dog Report this post Reply with quote

Joey Concha wrote:

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.


oh my gosh! my Jack Russell is just so fond of doing this! Laughing
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Joseph Niska
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:12 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

This 'Life Lesson' is great! I especially like the last part. Laughing
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Ruben Swingler
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:47 am    Post subject: lesson number 7 Report this post Reply with quote

lesson 7 reminds me of our late german shepherd,when i was still a kid, i used to hide under my bed after spoiling my momma's garden, our good ol dog would come and drag me out from under the bed to my mother's delight...
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Carlito Lucas
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:02 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

"Everything I need to learn, I learned from my dog"

This is nice. Thanks for this, Joey.
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Melrose Clement
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:24 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Carlito Lucas wrote:
"Everything I need to learn, I learned from my dog"

This is nice. Thanks for this, Joey.



this reminds me of the book called "ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN" by Robert Fulghum. Laughing
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Simon Dobson
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Life lessons learned from a dog Report this post Reply with quote

Joey Concha wrote:


8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.



this, i, a human, also adheres to in real life.

Laughing
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Regina McKee
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Life lessons learned from a dog Report this post Reply with quote

Joey Concha wrote:
Ok, I'm a cat person but when I read this list, I really can't help it but let others know it.

Very Happy

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.



hilarious! some people who are very difficult to deal with need peeing on their shoes sometimes. LOLZ! Very Happy
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Harvey Simmons
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:22 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Wow! Shocked I'm a cat person so I never imagined I could learn a lot from dogs. Wink
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