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Joey Concha Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 41 Location: Stillwater, Oklahoma
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:25 pm Post subject: Life lessons learned from a dog |
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Ok, I'm a cat person but when I read this list, I really can't help it but let others know it.
Life lessons learned from a dog
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.
4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.
7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).
8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss. |
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Gina Cavendish Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 50 Location: Cambridge, Massachussets
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:10 am Post subject: Re: Life lessons learned from a dog |
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| Joey Concha wrote: |
6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective. |
oh my gosh! my Jack Russell is just so fond of doing this!  |
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Joseph Niska Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 36 Location: Newark, New Jersey
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:12 am Post subject: |
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This 'Life Lesson' is great! I especially like the last part.  |
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Ruben Swingler Newbie

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 10 Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:47 am Post subject: lesson number 7 |
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| lesson 7 reminds me of our late german shepherd,when i was still a kid, i used to hide under my bed after spoiling my momma's garden, our good ol dog would come and drag me out from under the bed to my mother's delight... |
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Carlito Lucas Skin mite
Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 29 Location: Rockland, Massachusetts
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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"Everything I need to learn, I learned from my dog"
This is nice. Thanks for this, Joey. |
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Melrose Clement Flea egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 91 Location: Chandler, Arizona
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:24 am Post subject: |
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| Carlito Lucas wrote: |
"Everything I need to learn, I learned from my dog"
This is nice. Thanks for this, Joey. |
this reminds me of the book called "ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN" by Robert Fulghum. _________________
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Simon Dobson Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 33 Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:16 pm Post subject: Re: Life lessons learned from a dog |
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| Joey Concha wrote: |
8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss. |
this, i, a human, also adheres to in real life.
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Regina McKee Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 51 Location: Toledo, Ohio
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject: Re: Life lessons learned from a dog |
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| Joey Concha wrote: |
Ok, I'm a cat person but when I read this list, I really can't help it but let others know it.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.
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hilarious! some people who are very difficult to deal with need peeing on their shoes sometimes. LOLZ!  |
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Harvey Simmons Flea egg
Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 67 Location: DeKalb, Illinois
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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Wow! I'm a cat person so I never imagined I could learn a lot from dogs.  |
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