genesis according to cats

Melrose Clement · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:37 am Post subject: genesis according to cats

On the first day of creation, God created the cat....
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat....
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as
potential food for the cat....

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor
for the good of the cat....
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might
or might not play with it....
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat
healthy and the man broke....
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox....

Yes, it's a cat's world after all. Amen!

LOL. if cats could read, this woulda made them feel good about themselves. Razz

(from http://www.petcaretips.net/cat_joke.html)
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Stanley Mccarthy · Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:52 am Post subject:

are cats really like this? aren't they a lot of work to have? if they're really like this i'd stick to being a dog person.

Isabella Valencia · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:52 am Post subject:

That's what makes cats so adorable! Razz

Terrence Watson · Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:24 pm Post subject:

Some cats can be very snobbish unlike dogs who seem to be genuinely interested of people and much friendlier too. i prefer dogs. for me, dogs have more practical purpose. they're not called man's best friends for nothing.

Michelle Pilver · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:57 am Post subject:

i think cats are best described by this quote:

Libby Bowen · Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject:

Harvey Simmons · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:41 am Post subject:

That's a very profound description of a cat, Michelle; and I completely agree with it! Cats are very mysterious creatures indeed.