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Joseph Niska
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:37 am    Post subject: Dog Quotes Report this post Reply with quote

These are some of my favorite dog quotes:


"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
--Unknown


"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings


"To his dog, every man is Napoleon.
-- Aldous Huxley


"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
-- Mark Twain
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Sasha MacNeille
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:50 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I like the one said by Mark Twain. Dogs are really better than us humans. Laughing
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Simon Dobson
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:59 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

i totally agree with you, sasha. my dog is definitely greater than me. Smile


but i like this one better:

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"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
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Keith Kitson
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:31 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I would prefer that both people and dogs share the same heaven. Wouldn't that be great?


Very Happy
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Patrick Ratzenberger
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:37 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I agree with you Keith. It would be great if that's true.
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Simon Dobson
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:04 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

the question is: will our dogs want to share their heaven with us?


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Pauline Weiss
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:38 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

here's another quote i wanna share with you guys:



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"A dog is not "almost human," and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such."

- John Holmes



what do you think? Laughing
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Libby Bowen
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:22 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

i find that so true, Pauline. Laughing
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Joey Concha
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:52 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Do you think if dogs had the upper hand in evolution, would they be kind to us, humans? In the same way, would we be loyal to dogs? Laughing

I know it's a weird idea but it's just a thought.
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Douglas Barr
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:39 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I totally agree with that, Pauline! And, Joey, I think that even if it were the other way around, dogs and humans would still be best buddies. i just know it. Wink
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Megan Turnbull
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:26 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

i like this quote:
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings

this reminds me of heroic dogs. Smile
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Trish Coyne
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:58 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

those are nice dog quotes. i'm going to look for cat quotes, too. Wink
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Douglas Barr
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:36 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
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Jennifer Trenton
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:02 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown
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Douglas Barr
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:26 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Jennifer Trenton wrote:
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown


Wow. this one brought a tear to my eye. Nice one, Jen.
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Jennifer Trenton
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:20 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Trish Coyne wrote:
those are nice dog quotes. i'm going to look for cat quotes, too. Wink

hey, Trish! there's a cat quotes thread in the shed. check it out!
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Douglas Barr
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:09 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."

- Franklin P Jones
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Megan Turnbull
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:26 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Jennifer Trenton wrote:
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown


i love this, too, Jen!
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