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Douglas Barr
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:38 am    Post subject: Crossbreeding Report this post Reply with quote

Pointer + Setter =
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier =
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund =
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso =
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound =
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog =
Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador =
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer =
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute =
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier =
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller =
Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Bull Terrier + woof =
woof, a gregarious but unreliable breed
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Joey Concha
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:05 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

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Terrier + Bulldog =
Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes




LOL!!! Laughing


That's terribly funny!
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Megan Turnbull
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:28 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

how about: Pekingnese + Bulldog = Peekabull, a nice little game! Very Happy
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Eleni Gordon
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:41 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

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Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end



makes me think of that new britney spears song. sorry, can't resist it!
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Douglas Barr
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:21 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I'm sorry but what song is that, Eleni Question
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Pauline Weiss
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:34 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Laughing this is embarrassing! the song is called "piece of me." it goes like this:

"I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gonna put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?"


that's right, i like britney spears! Laughing
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Trish Coyne
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Crossbreeding Report this post Reply with quote

Douglas Barr wrote:

Bloodhound + Labrador =
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly


i'm going to call our neighbor's new puppy this name. as you can guess, it never stops yelping. Very Happy
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Jennifer Trenton
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:01 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

"Terrier + Bulldog =
Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes"

i can already imagine the blunders this dog will do. Wink
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Douglas Barr
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:43 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

That's ok, Pauline. I like Britney, too, in a way... Wink
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Pauline Weiss
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:56 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

yeah, well, i liked her before her silly antics. Cool
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