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Eleni Gordon Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 44 Location: Iowa City, Iowa
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:45 am Post subject: cat and fish |
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Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Little Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
(http://www.jokes.net/catandfish.htm)
this cat and fish always cracked me up because we once had an aquarium and our neighbors cat would be lurking.. lol! |
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Kimelia Zingaff Skin mite

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 11 Location: Tupelo, Mississippi
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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you know... i've always wondered why cats find fish so fascinating...  |
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Regina McKee Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 51 Location: Toledo, Ohio
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:55 am Post subject: |
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LOL yeah! what's so nice about fishys swimmin' in circles? i juz don't get it! I get sleepy when i stare at one and think, god it must be boring to swim around in small circles your whole life!  |
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Melrose Clement Flea egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 91 Location: Chandler, Arizona
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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my kitties like the spiders.. when they crawl on the wall they try to catch it.. good thing i dont have fish at home or spoon and fork will have a heyday! lol! _________________
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Allen Friedman Skin mite

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 26 Location: Coral Gables, Florida
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Mario loves ANYTHING that crawls. I woke up one time with some sort of an insect on my belly! Man, that woke me up! LOL! |
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Melrose Clement Flea egg

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 91 Location: Chandler, Arizona
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:25 am Post subject: |
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AN INSECT on ur belly??? eewww!!! i woulda freak out!! _________________
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Stanley Mccarthy Skin mite

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 25 Location: Bloomington, Illinois
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:55 am Post subject: |
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| ever tried having a cockroach fly straight at your face then land on your shoulder and climb down your arm? shudder! |
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Keith Kitson Skin mite
Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 28 Location: Reno, Nevada
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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I have a question.
What did the next door kid do to Little Timmy after he found out about his cat?
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Harvey Simmons Flea egg
Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 62 Location: DeKalb, Illinois
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:47 am Post subject: |
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The neighbor dug a hole for his dead cat -- a BIG hole.  |
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Isabella Valencia Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 39 Location: Newark, New Jersey
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Keith Kitson wrote: |
I have a question.
What did the next door kid do to Little Timmy after he found out about his cat?
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oh i sure hope the next-door neighbor didn't bury the kid! |
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Sasha MacNeille Hairball

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 34 Location: Berkeley, California
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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I think I have a pretty good guess what that neighbor did. LOL
Just kidding.  |
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