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Eleni Gordon
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:45 am    Post subject: cat and fish Report this post Reply with quote

Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Little Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

(http://www.jokes.net/catandfish.htm)

this cat and fish always cracked me up because we once had an aquarium and our neighbors cat would be lurking.. lol! Laughing Razz Very Happy
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Kimelia Zingaff
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:03 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

you know... i've always wondered why cats find fish so fascinating... Laughing
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Regina McKee
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:55 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

LOL yeah! what's so nice about fishys swimmin' in circles? i juz don't get it! I get sleepy when i stare at one and think, god it must be boring to swim around in small circles your whole life! Laughing Razz
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Melrose Clement
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:30 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

my kitties like the spiders.. when they crawl on the wall they try to catch it.. good thing i dont have fish at home or spoon and fork will have a heyday! lol! Razz
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Allen Friedman
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:35 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Mario loves ANYTHING that crawls. I woke up one time with some sort of an insect on my belly! Man, that woke me up! LOL!
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Melrose Clement
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:25 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

AN INSECT on ur belly??? eewww!!! i woulda freak out!!
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Stanley Mccarthy
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:55 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

ever tried having a cockroach fly straight at your face then land on your shoulder and climb down your arm? shudder!
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Keith Kitson
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:21 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I have a question.

What did the next door kid do to Little Timmy after he found out about his cat? Shocked

Laughing
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Harvey Simmons
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:47 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

The neighbor dug a hole for his dead cat -- a BIG hole. Wink
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Isabella Valencia
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:12 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Keith Kitson wrote:
I have a question.

What did the next door kid do to Little Timmy after he found out about his cat? Shocked

Laughing



oh i sure hope the next-door neighbor didn't bury the kid!
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Sasha MacNeille
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:57 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

I think I have a pretty good guess what that neighbor did. LOL

Just kidding. Very Happy
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