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Trish Coyne
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:13 pm    Post subject: Cat's Purr Report this post Reply with quote

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.
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Libby Bowen
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:57 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Very Happy this is funny. i can really relate to:
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
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Regina McKee
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:05 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Purranoia, LOLZ! Laughing

How about this? Arrow Purrchase: Buying any kind of goods (treats, toys, accessories, what-have-yous) for your cat.
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Trish Coyne
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:32 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Regina McKee wrote:
Purranoia, LOLZ! Laughing

How about this? Arrow Purrchase: Buying any kind of goods (treats, toys, accessories, what-have-yous) for your cat.

Very Happy hey! this is great, Regina!
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Harvey Simmons
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:16 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Try beating this:

Purrfection: Enough said! Razz
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Susie Lefler
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:36 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

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Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.


i get this all the time! hahaha!
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Megan Turnbull
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:47 am    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Purranoia... i think of Garfield, Sylvester and all those cats who are always up to some mischief! Very Happy good thing my cat isn't one of them.
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Harvey Simmons
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:51 am    Post subject: Re: Cat's Purr Report this post Reply with quote

Trish Coyne wrote:
Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.


As much as I hate to admit it, this is so true that it's so funny Laughing
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Isabella Valencia
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:14 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

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Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.



hear, hear!
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Sasha MacNeille
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:43 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

Nice list! Laughing

Can I have more of these... purrlease? Laughing
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Irvin Zelasko
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:19 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?

-The PURR-petrator.


What is a cat's favourite colour?

-Purrrrrrrple!
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Megan Turnbull
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:48 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

this dictionary just goes to show that cats have purrsonality! Laughing
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Trish Coyne
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:42 pm    Post subject: Report this post Reply with quote

thanks, guys for adding to purr list!
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